Facts about NCIS

This is just a really random thing that I thought I would post. ;) Read on. . . to see some famous NCIS quotes.

Big d as in dimwitt, little i as i idiot little n as in nitwitt, little o obtuse, two z's like ZZ top, hi boss. ~Tony

I'm being rock walled by the Pentagon. ~Ziva

It's a tale of unrequited love between a boy and his machine, you can use that if you want but remember you have to have a love story.~Tony

Gibbs: Anything else? Abby: A Number (holds up post-it). Gibbs: One Two Six?Abby:One hundred and twenty six. That is the number of days that Tony, McGee, and Ziva have been gone. I really didn't think you'd let it get into triple digits, Gibbs. But now it's way more. It's like a third of a whole year. I miss them.Gibbs: Abby, you had lunch with McGee yesterday.Abby: It's not the same. I miss them collectively. As a group. My three musketeers.

Tony: Yeah, I'll get that APB out on the lollipop guild.

Gibbs: (smashing cell phone on desk) I hate this thing! It's crap!
Kate: There's a secretary from the Pentagon downstairs and she claims her boss is being held hostage by his computer. Gibbs: See, (holds up smashed phone) there's a reason I didn't trust these things. (tosses it to McGee) Here, reboot that or something. (to Kate) Send her upMcGee: Reboot it? Kate: Or you can do what we always do. (Tony pulls a box out of a filing cabinet drawer filled with new, unopened phones and hands it to McGee) Tony: It's his third one this month.

Abby: (as her computer fizzles and crashes) NO! NO, NO, NO,... My baby just french-fried!