Now, you may be thinking, "What the heck is National Cow Week? And what the heck does it have to do with me?" Well, my friend, if you're reading this then it has everything to do with you. We need your cow story! Whether it be a story about cows being somewhere they shouldn't, cows doing something unnatural, someone being scared of cows, we want it! If your story is even remotely related to cows (including the stuffed or Chik-fil-A kind) we want you to share it.
"But Mercy," you say, "I have no cow story! I've thought and thought and thought, and I can't think of anything that's ever happened to me that's at all related to cows! What can I do to help the cow cause?"
Never fear! If you don't have a story to share about cows, ask around and you might find one. If you still can't find one, well, make it up! We're writers, that's what we do. We want your participation. Please?